Name: Nilah Romaine Magruder

Nicknames: Nilaffle... my Internet nick. Niley... what my nieces call me to be cute. Nini... seen by many as the only true nickname to be devised from the name "Nilah."

Birthdate: March 19, 1982

Hometown: Pasadena, MD

Me in a nutshell: Help, I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell?? Have you ever seen a shell nuttier than this one??

Hair: Short.

Eyes: Myopic.

Ears: Satisfactory.

Height: 5'10"

Weight: I prefer dumbells.

Last School: Hood College

Degree(s): B.A. Art, B.A. Communication Arts

Work History: Food server, cashier, receptionist, administrative assistant, administrative assistant part deux, data entry clerk, sales associate, intern, freelance writer, communications assistant, video editing assistant... apparently I'm very good at assisting things.

Pets: Three cats, one goldfish, one turtle.

On Heavy Rotation: "Run It" ~ Chris Brown

Latest Musical Finds: Luca Turilli and Dragonforce (thanks Mel)

Last Theater Trip: "Nanny McPhee" with the nieces.

Last Rental: "Kicking and Screaming"

Best Webcomic: Indie Tits

A Close Second: No Rest for the Wicked

Last Food Addiction: Egg nog... how I miss you so....

Turn-ons: Tall guys, cheesecake, cats, The Simpsons, puns, blue, orange, blue and orange... together!, Don Bluth movies (except "A Troll in Central Park" and "Thumbelina"), DDR music, lists, reading in bed, talking animals.

Turn-offs: Furries and most anthropomorphic art (I do note the contradiction here to my last turn on), smoking, excessive drinking, excessive vanity, hypocrites and liars, narrowminded people (and most conservatives by extension), strange mouth or internal noises, animal abusers, underpants, pedestrians, and justice.

Heroes: Chuck Jones, Will Smith, Don Bluth, Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Irving Thalberg, Walt Disney, Denzel Washington.